Our Zelda Song Adaptions.

This is NOT the topic to discuss penguin sledding. This IS the topic to post your Zelda songs.

The first: My adaption of "Love Story" by Taylor Swift. Set in OoT, Zelda narrating.

We were both young when I first saw you
I close my eyes
And the flashback starts
I'm standing there
In the courtyard without a Hyoi pear

See the flowers
See the castle. the big gates
See you make your way through my fate
And say hello, little did I know

That you were Link, you were throwing Cucoos
And my daddy said stay away from Zelda
And I was crying on the staircase
Begging you please don't go and I said

Link, go to the Sacred Realm,
I'll be waiting, all there's left to do is go
You'll be the hero and I'll be the princess
It's a Zelda game, baby just say yes

So I sneak out to the garden to see you
We keep quiet cause we're dead if they knew
So close your eyes
Escape Hyrule for a little while-ile

Cause you were Link, I was the seventh maiden
And my daddy said stay away from Zelda
But you were everything to me
I was begging you please don't go and I said

Link, go to the Sacred Realm
I'll be waiting, all there's left to do is go
You'll be the hero and I'll be the princess
It's a Zelda game, baby just say yes

Link, save me, they try to capture me
This adventure is hard, but it's your only
Don't be afraid, we'll make out of this mess
It's a Zelda game, baby just say yes

Oh oh...

I got tired of waiting
Wondering if you were ever coming to duel
My faith in you was fading
When I met you on the outskirts of Hyrule, and I said

Link, save me, I've been feeling so alone
I keep waiting for you, but you never come
Is this all over? Will we have to TRY AGAIN?
He knelt to the ground and pulled out the Master Sword

And said, help me Zelda
You'll never have to be alone
We have the other Sages, and that's all I've really done
I talked to your Sheikah form, go get your light arrows
It's a Zelda game, baby just say yes.

Oh, oh
Oh, oh
Cause we were both young when I first saw you...

Link's POV

I can show you the world
Shining, shimmering, splendid
Tell me, princess, now when did
You last let your heart decide?

I can open your eyes
Take you wonder by wonder
Over, sideways and under
On a mystic horseback ride

A whole new world
A new fantastic point of view
No one to tell us no
Or where to go
Or say we're only dreaming

A whole new world
A dazzling place I never knew
But when I'm riding here
It's crystal clear
That now I'm in a whole new world with you
Now I'm in a whole new world with you

Unbelievable sights
Indescribable feeling
Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling
It makes me feel like I can fly

A whole new world
Don't you dare close your eyes
A hundred thousand things to see
Hold your breath - it gets better
I'm like a shooting star
I've come so far
I can't go back to where I used to be

A whole new world
Every turn a surprise
With new horizons to pursue
Every moment red-letter
I'll chase them anywhere
There's time to spare
Let me share this whole new world with you

A whole new world
That's where we'll be
A thrilling chase
A wondrous place
For you and me

"Gotta Get Back to Hyrule," a rendition of "Gotta Get Back to Hogwarts" from A Very Potter Musical.
[my POV]


Underneath the sky,
I feel sad, don't know why, I
just really need to get out of this place

Ordon Village may be home, but
I just don't really know
If I ever even liked this place at all

I know I don't have to put up with these
Stupid kids and their constant badgering
Here in Ordon Village.

Can't take living here much longer
This treehouse seems to get smaller and smaller
And Epona is bored

I'm sick of fishing and this lame fishing pole
Man herding goats can really get old
Hey ain't no mystery, there's nothing here for me now.

I gotta get back to Hyrule
I gotta back to Castletown
I gotta get myself to Hyrule
Where everyone knows I'm brave.

Back to Zoras and Gorons and breakable vases
With rupees inside, not exactly evasive
It's all that I love, and it's all that I need
at Hyrule, Hyrule, I think I'm going back

I'll fight some bosses, won't let them pass by
Get some heart containers, never gonna die!
No way it'll be game over, and it's gonna be totally awesome!

I'll kill some Bokoblins, with the wave of my sword,
defeat the beasts, you have my word
And I'll do it all with my horse Epona, 'cause together we're totally awesome!
And it's gonna be totally awesome!

It's been so long, but I'm going back
There's so much there that this place lacks
As long as I have my sword, gonna kick some ass
And it's gonna be totally awesome

This trip, gonna pwn some beasts
Collect some hearts, won't get stung by bees.

And let's not forget, it's where Princess Zelda's at
Ordon just doesn't have girls like that

I may be young, but I'm brave to the heart
Check out this sword, it's great for a start
What I lack in rupees well I make up in hearts
So I won't die, and that's totally awesome

This trip I plan to take to the town
It would be cool if I'd never drown
Epona, my weapons, and milk is all that I got
And that's totally awesome
Yeah it's so cool and it's totally awesome

I'm sick of Ordon and allthe townspeople too
Ilia's crazy and I'd like to see Ooccoo
Don't take no triforce
For anyone to see how

I gotta get back to Hyrule
I gotta get back to duel
I gotta get back to Hyrule
Where everything is mystic-cooooool

Back to Agitha, to Louise, and of course Telma
To Castletown, and especially Zelda
It's all that I love, and it's all that I need
at Hyrule, Hyrule, I think I'm going back

Who knows when I'll head back home
Won't be soon, that much I know
Maybe, at last, I'll hook up with Zelda
But no, too many youngsters play Nintendo

I'm back to saving this land
I've done it several times, so why not again?
And here we are, Epona, isn't it grand? Here we go, this is totally awesome!

Let's go and fight some stalfos
Ordon's boring and I'm itching to go
I think I'm ready for fighting Ganondorf!
Ohhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhh

Back to Zoras and Gorons and breakable vases
With rupees inside, not exactly evasive
It's all that I love, and it's all that I need
at Hyrule, Hyrule!

Back to Hylians and dungeons, red potions, lantern oil
To Hylians!
Zoras!
Gorons!
Gerudos!
Back to the place where the story begins,
It's Hyrule, Hyrule!
Hyrule, Hyrule!
Hyrule, Hyrule!

Avatar opening, from my point of view.

Hylian. Kokiri. Goron. Zora. Sheikah. Gerudo. My mother used to tell me stories about the old days, a time of peace when the Hero of Time kept balance between the Hylians, Kokiris, Gorons, Zoras, Sheikahs, and Gerudos. But that all changed when Ganon attacked. Only the Hero of Time mastered the mystical Ocarina, to travel through time. Only he could stop the ruthless Ganon. But when Hyrule needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years have passed, and the spirits flooded Hyrule to destroy Ganon. Two years ago, my mother died, leaving me in charge of her group of pirates. Some people believe the Hero was never reborn and that the Triforce is broken, but I haven't lost hope. I still believe that somehow the Hero will return to save Hyrule.

Hylian. Kokiri. Goron. Zora. Sheikah. Gerudo. Long ago, the six races lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when Ganon attacked. Only the Hero of Time, holder of the Triforce of courage, could stop him, but when Hyrule needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years passed, and my crew and I discovered the new Hero, an Outset boy named Link. And although he has a dinky sword, he has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone. But I believe Link can save Hyrule.

First half to Cell block Tango, Zelda-fied.

[MIDNA]
Growl!

[ZELDA]
Six!

[TETRA]
Slice!

[MALON]
Uh Uh.

[NABOORU]
Scimitar!

[RUTO]
Sapphire!

[MIDNA]
Growl!

[ZELDA]
Six!

[TETRA]
Slice!

[MALON]
Uh Uh.

[NABOORU]
Scimitar!

[RUTO]
Sapphire!

[MIDNA]
Growl!

[ZELDA]
Six!

[TETRA]
Slice!

[MALON]
Uh Uh.

[NABOORU]
Scimitar!

[RUTO]
Sapphire!

[MIDNA]
Growl!

[ZELDA]
Six!

[TETRA]
Slice!

[MALON]
Uh Uh.

[NABOORU]
Scimitar!

[RUTO]
Sapphire!

[MIDNA]
Growl!

[ZELDA]
Six!

[TETRA]
Slice!

[MALON]
Uh Uh.

[NABOORU]
Scimitar!

[RUTO]
Sapphire!

[ALL]
He has it coming,
He has it coming,
He only has himself to blame.
If you'd have been there,
If you'd have seen it,

[NABOORU]
I betcha you would think the exact same!

[MIDNA]
Growl!

[ZELDA]
Six!

[TETRA]
Slice!

[MALON]
Uh Uh.

[NABOORU]
Scimitar!

[RUTO]
Sapphire!

[MIDNA(Spoken)]
You know how some people,
are so cocky,
that it pisses you off? Like Link.
Link liked the sound of his own voice.
No, not voice… GROWL.
So I’m sent to the Light Realm one day,
and I’m real irritated and I’m looking for a hero.
And there’s Link, lying in his cell,
running around, and yappin’…
No, not yappin’, GROWLING.
So I said to him,
I said, “You growl like that one more time…”
And he did.
So I took my giant hand,
and I slapped him,
right on the head.

[ALL]
He had it coming,
He had it coming,
He only had himself to blame.

If you'd have been there,
If you'd have heard it,
I betcha you would
Have done the same!

[ZELDA(Spoken)]
I met young Link
In my garden about seven years ago
and he told me he was special
and I sent him off right away,
So he could help save the triforce.
He'd go to a temple, he'd come out,
I'd give him some advice, We'd have a talk.
And then I found out,
"Special" he told me?
Special, my ass.
Not only did he have no medallions ...oh, no.
He had six medallions to get.
One of those idiots, you know.
So that night, when he got out,
I found where he was hiding,
And I slapped him right across the face.
You know, some guys just can't handle any kind of pain.

[MIDNA,ZELDA,TETRA,RUTO]
Hah! He had it coming,
He had it coming,
He had some power
But he lied.
He didn't use it,
He just abused it,
It's really simple;
He had no time!

[NABOORU AND MALON]
Growl, six, slash, uh-uh
Scimitar, Sapphire!


[TETRA(Spoken)]
Now, I'm standing on the bow of my ship,
looking out to the seas for land.
minding my own business.
And out storms my crew member Link,
in an angry rage.
"You been screwin' us of our pay!,"
he says. He was crazy.
and he kept screamin',
"you been screwin' us of our pay!."
And then he ran into my fist.
He ran into my fist ten times.."

[ALL]
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same!

I present to you, Bohemian Rhapsody, Midna-fied! I don't own the original, yadayada...
I think it's pretty obvious who's singing when? Lemme know.

*******

Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
I'm just a Princess (Princess), I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
little high, little low
Anyway the wind blows, does it really matter to me, to me?

Mother, I just killed Zant
Put the Fused Shadows on my head
Raised my hand, now he's dead
Mother, life had just begun
And he’d gone and thrown it all away
Mother, ooo
Didn't ever make you cry
If I weren’t back again that time tomorrow
You’d carry on, carry on, nothing really mattered

It's too late, my time has come
Sends shivers down my spine
Heart's aching all the time
Goodbye everybody - I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and rule my Realm
Mother, ooo - (away the wind blows)
I don't want to leave
I bet you wished I'd never been born at all

I see a little silhouetto of a tear
Teardrop, teardrop, will you break the mirror?
Cracks and lightings - very very frightening me
Sages, Sages,
Sages, Sages,
The Sages knew - o-o-o-oh

I'm just a Princess nobody loves me
She's just a Princess from a Royal family
Don’t spare her her life from this monarchy
Easy come easy go - will you let me go?
It's the way! Yes - we will let you go – Don’t let her go
It's the way! They must let you go – Don’t let me go
It's the way! We must let you go – Don’t let me go
Must let you go – Don’t let me go (Sorry!)
Must let you go - let me go
Must let me go - ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no -
Oh Twilight’s glow, Twilight’s glow, Twilight’s glow they let me go
The Goddesses had the devil put aside for me
for me
for me
for me

So he thought he could curse me and spit in my eye?
So he thought he could love me and send me to die?
Oh baby - can't do this to me baby
Just gotta go back - just gotta go right back from here

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters, nothing really matters, to me
Away the wind blows...